In the end, tell me who you think won!
So, my boyfriend and I were chatting on Steam about a game he just bought called, "Euro Truck Simulator 2", so that's how it started. Mind you, this was not a legit fist fight, but just something cutesy between us.
Boyfriend: I should reassign the horn button in this. When it's H, I can't hold it down while driving. Wonder if I can map it to W so it's just permanently going as I drive... I bet I could roll this truck.
Medrawing as he's typing) Funny. I'm working on Optimus Prime right now.
Boyfriend: My truck has air conditioning. Totally better. If you honk long enough at the little Fiats, they panic and drive faster.
Me: *gasps* Not cool.
Boyfriend: Not my fault they drive so slowly when I have places to be.
Me: Yours doesn't transform and save humanity.
Boyfriend: That is a bit of a difference... I have satnav!
Boyfriend: GPS. And a bed built into the cab. I bet Optimus Prime doesn't have centralized locking and electric adjustable mirrors.
Me: I think he does. XDD
Boyfriend: I don't know how they work, but this truck has them!
Me: Prime doesn't require gasoline to drive around.
Boyfriend: Neither do I! It's diesel! Bwahahah!
Me: ... Nor does he need diesel.
Boyfriend: Optimus should get into shipping. Fuel is eating up all my overhead.
Me: I think he has other fish to fry at the moment. XD